A One Year Bloggy-versary

How’s that title for your SEO?

It will do no good whatsoever. SEO (pronounced sea-oh!) is supposed to have buzz feed words like “buzz” and “feed.” I have learned little and implemented less in these past 365 days of bloggying. But hey, here we are!

One more time! Come on and celebrate! One more time! Come on and celebrate! One more time! Come on and celebrate! One more time!

Do you know this song? I think it started playing in like 1997, maybe? And then it just never stopped. Seriously, the CD isn’t skipping, it’s just a tune forged in Hell that never stops turning. So you might as well go ahead and celebrate. One more time.

This Bloggy Is Your Bloggy

If you’re me, you celebrate by bloggying badly but with style.

My first entry on this site was way back on this date in 2019. Since then, I have tried to make it a point to post new words here at much as possible. Some of these words had meaning. Many reeked of being nor more than much ado about nothing. All were punish-ed! The worst of the mix tripped up their lame Shakespearean metaphors. Alas.

In the past year, this bloggy did inspire me to write some short fiction. And I posted said stories somewhere on this site. If you’re interested, you can slog through to find it. However, I’ve recently come to the conclusion that, I’ve been using this bloggy wrong, in various instances.

So in an effort to remedy this and perhaps focus on other pursuits (like writing books), I release myself of the once upon a week burden.

The Bloggy Revolution

The bloggy revolution is upon us. Let us no longer dwell in the past. Let us look forward with longing hearts and wide, acid-fueled eyes to the… eh, what’s that thing that is the opposite of the past? You know, the thing that comes next?

The future?

Yes! Let us look forward to the future where a new hope for truth lies in the dirty details.

If I have some wordys to bloggy, they shall be bloggied.
If I have a snooze for the longtimes, it will go gentle and unguilted.
And should, fair reverent reader, this not be to your liking, I say, “Good golly, friend, come and meet me at my newsletter! For there, the uninterrupted flow of nonsensical bargains and plum speeches will reside.”

The Newsletter

If ever oh ever a good marketer there was, the Wizard of Bry is not one because. Because because because because because! Because of the God awful promotions he does.

Whistle whistle whistle.

So hey, if you’re still following along to the bouncing ball and you want a little more sugar in your coffee, you can sign up for my new and improved bimonthly newsletter. There’s so much intense, interesting, and groovy cool junk happening over there. I don’t want to spoil it for you so pop on by and give us a looksee…

The Shakespeare Challenge

The future is still so bright for Willy that he’s just gots ta wear shades! Whether or not I cease and desist my regular bloggy antics, I do still intend to continue on with reading every Shakespeare play ever penned. I’m doing this until I don’t do it anymore, Jerry. So allow me the wherewithal to focus.

Yes, a new take on a new Shakespeare play gets bloggyed right here at the end of each month. Stick around if you’re into that sort of thing. Go jump in a refreshing pool of your own self-love and understanding if you’re not. Either way, we’ll both be here, yucking it up with the likes of Falstaff, Lady Macbeth, and Barracuda.

Hey! Barracuda’s not a Shakespearean character!

That’s right, Tatsiana. You get a gold star! Barracuda is actually a rockin’ song from the late 70s or early 80s, I think. It was sung by a band called Heart Trips The Bojangles. And it goes a little something like this…

Bewwwwww
Bum ba da bum ba da bum ba da bum ba da bum ba da bum ba da bum ba da bum BAHHH Ra Ra Ra!
Bum ba da bum ba da bum ba da bum ba da bum ba da bum ba da bum ba da bum BAHHH Ra Ra Raaaaa!

Ooh I say listen to ewe
I shear you again
You’re all up alone

And I don’t know when
I say
I’m here to take your wool away

One more time! Come on and celebrate! One more time! Come on and celebrate! One more time! Come on and celebrate! One more time! One more time! Come on and celebrate! One more time! Come on and celebrate! One more time! Come on and celebrate! One more time! One more time! Come on and celebrate! One more time! Come on and celebrate! One more time! Come on and celebrate! One more time!

Barra Barra Barracuda!

Fiction is stranger than truth.

XOXO